by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019


by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro
nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass
qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe
nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass
qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe
by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
by QuacksO May 7, 2020

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.
by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021

by hehenebevhdidjebevejdjbfnr January 31, 2020
