Gordon Gramsey

A gram of cocaine

I need a Gordon Gramsey after a long night of drinking to perk me up

by Monodogg420 July 15, 2022

Gordon

A vampire Russian spy. He has a laugh that is contagious. Kinda has a thing with dogs eat burritos.

Guy1 “look it’s Gordon” Guy2 “shh he can hear you he’s a vampire”

by Jzy23 May 9, 2020

gordon smith

Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.

“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”

by big666cock666slayer666 April 24, 2018

Gordon

An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.

"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"

by arealdude111 August 17, 2017

The Gordon Build

A guy who is insanely skinny that looks malnourished.

That guy Adrian over there has the Gordon Build.

by iHarlow October 24, 2025

nyree gordon

ugly ass person

omg he is such a nyree gordon!

by hehenebevhdidjebevejdjbfnr January 31, 2020

Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.

Person 1: Look everybody it's Gordon, the Chad!

Girls: He is so handsome

by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021