Goober realm

Ah yes the goober realm a mysterious and fantastic land that is inhabited by a friendly and fun loving species of sentient goobers. It is a realm full of adventure, filled with wonders both natural and magical. The scenery ranges from verdant forests and rolling hills to the most stunning beaches and majestic mountains. There are also many unique and fascinating creatures to be found in the Goober Realm, ranging from harmless woodland creatures to fierce and dangerous beasts. This is a world that is sure to delight and captivate anyone who sets foot in it

OMG THE GOOBER REALM HAS OPENED

by Goober61 August 07, 2023

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Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.

Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?

by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023

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goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.

"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"

by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

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goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips April 08, 2014

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Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 21, 2019

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