Gamer Juice

A liquid with a similar compound to Ninja's sweat, capable of causing the user to experience maximum gamage, the act of gaming to the max.

Yo, my dealer got me some gamer juice, you want some?

by DoinYoMom424 August 2, 2019

Squid Gamer

A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.

“He’s such a squid gamer”
“Stupid squid gamer”
“Dirty squid gamer”

by NotARacist888 November 19, 2021

Anti-gamer

The state of actuality at which a human being becomes the Antichrist of video games. A person with this condition has the innate ability that causes them to be extremely bad at video games, particularly FPS games. Anti-gamers are cursed, their hardest obstacle is their inability to hit the target.

"A man who's shots are forever destined to miss"

Gamer 1: "Damn Keegan you really missed every single shot? What are you, an Anti-gamer or something? Jesus."
Gamer 2: "I cannot believe it Keegan. Out of 40 shots, all of them hit the dirt. Any parent would be proud of you."

by fourthwall March 11, 2018

gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

semi-gamer

A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.

- I just finished Portal.

- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --

- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.

by Eriam Natashal July 1, 2011

gamer's coma

It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.

Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.

by ichigo333 December 23, 2008

Fortshite Gamer

A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.

Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"

Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"

by good evening pedophiles January 26, 2021