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academic fuckboy 

An academic fuckboy can be found in grad school most likely. Basically the same thing as a normal fuckboy, which is an “asshole boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care about the girl but always fail to prove the supposed affection. He almost never makes plans because he has to hangout on his terms which could be the most whimsical of times. He will always come crawling back because he is a horny prick and can not withstand the dispossession of one of his baes, because he has more than one that's for sure.” The characteristics of an academic fuck boy are a little more complicated. He tries to make himself sound so smart by taking about writing his thesis or dissertation. You let your guard down a little and think there is no way someone who is so smart and educated could act so dumb. Wrong! He carries a briefcase instead of a backpack to class like an asshole. He preys on the first years. He will tell you that he really needs to focus on his school work and can’t really text you anymore the next day after y’all hookup. Tries to pretend that he isn’t like all the rest of the guys because he supports feminism but does shit like that.
Girl: He so smart and cute! Plus, he is in grad school so you know he is way better than any guys in undergrad.

Friend: Uh no he just graduated to an academic fuckboy
academic fuckboy by mensuuuuuck November 1, 2019
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Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid 

When a Simp exhibits Fuckboy behavior or when a Fuckboy has Simp tendencies.
Defined by exhibiting abnormal flirtatious behaviors.

"He's Simping over her but he's acting cocky".

Or

"He's acting very cocky towards her but he's trying to also be nice".

"He like a weird hybrid of Fuckboy and Simp! He's a Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid."
Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid by Mininerd_ August 16, 2020

FBT fuckboy trash 

A fuckboy who belongs in the trash! Nothing good comes out of a FBT (a Fuckboy trash). He Sleeps around, fucks anything with a pulse, poses to get laid yet is generally emotionally unavailable. Displays toxic tendencies (gaslighting, prides himself in his sexual conquests and idealizes hook up culture because it serves his selfish, self serving purposes.) Generally dishonest by being selectively honest. Untrustworthy, miserly with everything: time emotions effort communication money) that’s a FBT he belongs in the trash!
Sploosh Ahmed is a FBT fuckboy trash
Oh no! You hooked up w him? He’s a FBT (fuckboy trash)
Dump him, he seems like a typical FBT (FuckBoy Trash)
FBT fuckboy trash by Kuukuu September 8, 2020
Adjectival Noun, /fʌkbɪt/

A measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of fucks given per second or,

((nepit/second)∙fucksgiven)/second

simplifying yields,

(nepit)∙fucksgiven)/(second^2)
1.) That guy wasn't paying a fuckbit of attention to the world around him.

2.) I swear, her attention span isn't even 3 fuckbits.
fuckbit by ArmandoJenkins September 23, 2014

Fucktoid 

A dumbass or someone who wastes time because they are goofing off
You fucktoids need to get to work.

Quit being a fucktoid.
Fucktoid by Hafa Adai March 28, 2016
A person who likes to use provocative language toward or around girls. Usually with a name like; Sam; James; Mason.
The new kid's name is Sam. He must be a fuckboy.
fuckboy by Yahdbdis April 10, 2017

fuckboy on a tricycle 

Basically a fuckboy riding around in a tiny tricycle
Guy: Hey bae wassup
Other guy far away: See that guy? going around to every girl in the school, like a fuckboy on a tricycle. He just wants to antagonise us.
fuckboy on a tricycle by GSA84 September 1, 2020