Titty Milk Fountain

While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.

There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Vegas fountain

When your masterbaiting into your own mouth

Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.

by John Quepy March 9, 2020

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.

Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.

by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020

Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020