Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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Whispering Fold

A soft and seductive term for the vagina, hinting at its sensitivity and allure.
"He leaned in close, whispering things that made her Whispering Fold tingle with anticipation."
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
by Da man 420 November 04, 2020
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Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.
"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."
by Yabagoot June 15, 2018
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Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.
“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”
by Pinson Close June 14, 2020
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Folded

When someone has been bent over be another individual in a sexual and very aggressive manner.
He got folded by Fold'Em Freeds and has reached a new level of being folded not many have reached.

When a Native American man attempts to fold someone but ended up being folded himself.
by Not FoldEm Freeds January 02, 2023
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Folded

When someone get dropped in a fight and falls like someone folding a piece of paper
Ahh, my mans just got folded.
by Yaboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 05, 2019
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