Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Floatdeep

The act of assuming the role as the best, the most successful, the greatest of all time.

The epitome of greatness.

I am floating deep right now.
Gonna floatdeep all over these kids.
Floating so deep david attenborough is jealous.
Do me a favour floatdeep on .....

by fdforlife September 22, 2011

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013

Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015

floatato

A fatty turd that never goes down the U-bend and has similar qualities to the potato (not to be mistaken with the fabled 'pootato')

"I walked into the bathroom after chris and to my horror he had left a FLOATATO! Not even in the bowl, but on the seat" Chris, crapple and dump...

by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 1, 2015

Floater

The odd person in a group of people that is fairly unattractive, usually left out, and unwanted.

Yo why do you hang out with the guy, he's such a floater.

by Rem Show September 24, 2016