by Your daddy T January 31, 2022
Q: Is this a beer mat?
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.
by 8815 March 11, 2023
When you have finished making the sex, and are still slapping your limp penis around her genital area.
"I had to give Brittany a floppy for like 10 min, just to finish her off, I'm a sprint runner, not a distance runner"
by Lumberjack jenson April 20, 2017
When you are so drunk that you are floppy, you just kind of flop around on the ground and if your friends try and pick up up you flop right out of their hands.
by Redrose0515 February 26, 2016
1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).
in other words:
2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
in other words:
2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA
"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"
"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"
"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
by jeffffff October 01, 2006
Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.
Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.
by MP Vet September 04, 2020
Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late
Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.
Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it
Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it
by .cuckchair June 08, 2025