Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.

Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?

by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020

The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.

Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.

by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010

Pump the Flesh

A variation of the phrase "press the flesh"

"To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes."

the actual pumping of the flesh here refers to the shaking of hands.

John Smith ran a hands-on campaign, travelling to many local towns in order to pump the flesh.

by Sunny_grande11 September 20, 2016

Let's go kill the wall of flesh now

i secretly have a girlfriend

John: hey man do you have a girlfriend?
Terrance: Let's go kill the wall of flesh now.

by BigBlackEmus May 17, 2021

flesh of the gods

psychedelic mushrooms, most often the caps of psilocybin cubensis, or magic mushrooms.

I tripped so hard last night, me and Horus ate some flesh of the gods.

by MCNat November 16, 2009

Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013

flesh helicopter

To pull your penis out of your pants and wave it in a circular motion, like the blades of a helicopter.

Sam was plastered during Friday night drinks and when someone dared him to do the flesh helicopter, he whipped it out and fanned the room. The bouncers were not amused.

by Billy Bobby Hornton May 28, 2008