noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.
verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.
verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.
After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.
by FancyJuicer69 April 8, 2016

by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021

by Luke Sweeney March 5, 2023

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.
He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.
by RouteBeer August 9, 2018

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by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms
Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name
Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name
by Glitchboy24 July 10, 2023
