Faggot

A misspelling of the word "Fagot" which means "a bundle of sticks". Many idiots believe that it is some kind of homophobic slur.
"Hey, Jimmy! I've grouped all the sticks in bundles and put them in the bag of your trucks. Can you count how many fagots are there?"

"Faggots?!?!?! None, I hate Homosexuals. I would never let one ride in my truck."
by The Dead Leaf July 23, 2014
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A beautiful and unique individual who favors the same sex and is incredible sexy, fun loving, and is resilient against all forms of ignorance that they have had to triumph over through out their lives.
Ralph- hey who's that guy over there?
John- his name is will
Ralph- man he's a boss ass bitch
John- damn straight (unlike will) he's gorgeous, he must be a faggot.
by Some_bitch_named_deltrese January 18, 2016
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Did you see that faggot John? Yeah, he likes Nikelback. What a fucking queer.
by Daddythicc666 March 23, 2020
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Someone who does something that you don't agree with (typically said by a male toward a male or unknown person).
*Someone on your hall eats your DiGiorno pizza that you've waited all day for*
"Some faggot ate my pizza!!!"
by Hippononymous October 12, 2011
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A person who gets excessively mad at someone for accidentally doing something bad as if they did it deliberately.
Jason: *Accidentally drops his brother's Switch

His brother: JASON HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH I HAD LOTS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND NOW I CANT PLAY THEM EVER AGAIN THATS IT YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 13085778702601080928347932749382841092472391204732328091274092384 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Gangster Twinks October 26, 2020
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Friend 1: "You know that faggot who's always grumpy?"
Friend 2: "You're talking about Dylan, right?"
by Kurocx August 17, 2017
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When a pretentious cocksucker befriends your best friends girl and then stays in her room and bothers her while shes trying to study. He will tend to hide in the closet when your come over in order to make fun of how anti-social you become when he is around.

Beware of his attempts to talk about his extensive knowledge of Picasso or Michael Angelo and his tendency to act uneducated and ineffectual.
That faggot won't stop talking to Brett's girlfriend while shes trying to study. I hope he dies!

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That ratchety faggot won't stop bothering Emily with his knowledge of Picasso.
by Ellondu April 27, 2013
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