farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
by jevanyn April 26, 2011
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long May 15, 2018
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Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.
Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party
by Stonechurch April 28, 2023
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Sue Farmer

Sue is a wonderful mother and friend who always puts others before herself. She is extremely friendly and outgoing, always ready to help someone in need and make a friend or two along the way. She is a walking example of how to have fun and enjoy the small things in life.

She is well traveled and is constantly growing and improving.

She always finds the good in others. She loves plants and animals and is kind to all walks of life.

Sue is extremely artistic, she has hopes to put paintings in temples and bring joy and peace to anyone that is luckily enough to see them.

Sue is very athletic, wether it’s body building, surfing or parkour; she is game.

If you have a Sue in your life you are extremely lucky. Let her know how special she is and how much you love her!!!
You wish you were are cool as Sue Farmer
by Roseguts February 15, 2023
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Sweat Farmer

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them
i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer
by TumourToad March 11, 2017
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smegbean farmer

A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.
Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy.
by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022
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Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.
Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!
by thongkham October 27, 2015
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