experience

An unusual disgusting bowel movement. Often watery in nature. It generally will be remembered for some time.

Ryan must have had a crazy experience because that bathroom stinks.

by Kevin Nelson September 19, 2006

Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique

Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option

by djdan14 May 13, 2010

bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.

I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!

by Glothor October 25, 2010

experienced

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex

1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night

by dillwhole November 24, 2007

Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.

I wish to ask for your expertiseness.

by kaigal February 8, 2010

Experiancing

Feeling stuff. More than enough stuff. You feel so much stuff you forget how to spell English words.

I have experianced some bad stuff before. And now I am experiancing this shit again.
Experiancing what?
Dyno outages. I have experianced enough of those. Today is the day.
What are you going to do?
Leave the Discord server.

by Garlic_421 October 6, 2019

Neapolitan Experience

A threesome involving a black person, a white person preferably blond, and a legitimate naturally ocurring ginger complete with the fabled and mystically magical fire crotch (aka the curtains match the drapes).

combinations of sexes are not pertinent. aka: rainbow neapolitan, lipstick neapolitan, etc.)

Tyron and Annie meet the platinum blond Brittany and decide this magical combination is too much to pass up, let the neapolitan experience begin.

by Samuel Clemmens September 19, 2011