eastern michigan university

A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.

Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.

by splibscockie February 6, 2008

Easter Bunny

Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.

Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?

by Toastierz March 27, 2015

eastern express

Horse who bucked the idiot known as christopher reeve off, breaking his back, hilariously.

Eastern Express beat down Christopher Reeve hahaha

by Homme Bik March 11, 2004

easter cholo

a really pissed off mexican in a bunny suit

run! the easter cholo has a knife!!

by that buttfucker kyle bingham October 8, 2008

Easter Basket

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

Mole Ester

A giant over-weight boy, that likes that the same sex. Preferrably the common "black cock". He enjoys Playstation 3 and feeding on little boys. He likes to be called "Snake Eyes".

Stop being such a Mole Ester!
The ice cream man is being such a Mole Ester!

by NHSJACKASSES October 25, 2010

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"

by G. Dingle July 29, 2008