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Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”
by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022
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Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge
Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it
by T1Dildo August 31, 2023
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Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.
Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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Meeting Edging

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.
My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!
by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023
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turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.
Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.
by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023
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Chicken and Egging

When one creates a rigged scenario or task where in order to complete said task or scenario, you must complete steps A and B. However, you cannot complete step B without completing step A and you cannot complete step a without completing step B, similar to how you cannot have a chicken without an egg and you cannot have an egg without a chicken.
My dad was Chicken and Egging me yesterday! He said I need to get a job but he also said I'm not allowed getting a job. I can't win!
by thomasc02005 January 25, 2022
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Elkins High School WV

Please disregard all other definitions insinuating that the band is good at this high school. They suck.
by ASAP Bermuda Shorts January 1, 2012
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