Emergency Double Decker

When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.

"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker

by bigscousechris January 28, 2020

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Emergency Powers

Rest by sleeping

“Where’s Duterte?”
“Idk. Emergency Powers?”

by revolush March 29, 2020

Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Emergent CEO

Chief Executive Officer of Shite

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment”

by Hettie123 September 25, 2020

Emergency Brake

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.

"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

by Denver Martini October 5, 2020

emergencyrationspaimon

no content but always comments the best stuff and loves her mutuals <3333

Person with no taste: i always see emergencyrationspaimon in comment sections, shes getting annoying at this point!! 🙄

Person with luxurious taste 👌👌: i die you now 👹👹

by chiken111111111111 March 9, 2021