diesel

Any non light beer... preferably Budweiser.

Dude, how many diesels did you pound after practice? I don't know man, I lose count after 53.

by Bill T W July 21, 2008

diesel

greatest, possibly best ever.

someone dropped a cleveland steamer on my face...it was diesel.

by jig-piece May 11, 2003

Diesel

Used in conjection with "Crank up that"; means we're drinking Budweiser tonight and getting F***** up

Yo Diehl crank up that Diesel

by Oscar August 21, 2003

Diesel

A diesel is a defecation so large that your anus hurts and your toilet bowl is full.

"Dude I just took the Diesel 'D' yesterday."
"WOW, I gotta take a Diesel right now!"

by vin-diesel-nipples/red bull December 28, 2005

diesel

street slang for afghan heroin

ayyo, syed shippin over some of that diesel!

by Da Chef January 13, 2006

cock diesel

The black, sweet-tasting, ejaculatory elixir which many African cultures believe a man emits if he correctly enunciates the arcane word 'Dukdukhjjuutybuqu' upon orgasm.

"I'm afraid your wife will die within 5 hours."
"Nah it's alright doc, i'll just pump her full of cock diesel and she'll be right as rain."

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

diesel

good for lynching, burns hotter than gasoline

"Burnt dem niggers nice with diesel"

by Derekkk July 16, 2008