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Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
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doughe

You are a doughe bag.
by maximilliangottleib March 10, 2016
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Lil Dough

He is a G. But hes a simp homo and he likes to fuck blind crippled and crazy 80 year old men
person 1: is that lil dough
everyone: yeah he likes to fuck blind cripple crazy old men
by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020
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Dough on the Stick

Wrapping dough onto your penis, putting it in an oven, and then getting someone to eat the dough off of your cock
by Yung cumshot November 25, 2024
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sip dough

sip dough to refer to making money - sipping dough / sip do / sippin dough .

Could be drinking money from a glass etc. sip dough could also be an alias.
Here in Miami I sip dough
Here in Miami I be sippin dough
Here in Miami I sip doh
Sip money / make money
by fettforce July 28, 2022
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Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.
He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope
by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017
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