Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"

Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes

by BKLDK December 11, 2021

Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

Dodging

The action of purchasing at a low cost, and proceeding to resell for a high price.

My friend is dodging me when I could buy that for retail at the store.

by Meepmorpzorp March 7, 2022

dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.

Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!

by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

Dodge

Suspicious

Mark is acting very dodge in the game, he might be the blackened

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021