Dirty Dijon

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face

Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face

by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017

Dirty Dara

Having a group of men nut on you while you read To Kill a Mockingbird to a high school class

Our teacher turned zoom video on when she was getting a Dirty Dara...we get an A

by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020

dirty poodle

When one combs his or her pubic hair in the manner of an afro.

I couldn't go down on her becasue my tongue ring got caught in her dirty poodle.

by Sir Jim Dandy August 31, 2007

dirty finneas

The one who sixty nines his girlfriend and she falls of the bed and gets a bruise on her elbow...
Love ur podcast hehe

U dirty Finneas.. is Claudia alright tho?

by am i even real tho May 26, 2020

Dirty Morberg

The same as the Morberg, with the only difference being that the male receives a sloppy rim job while titty fucking the girl.

"Did you titty fuck her last night via the Morberg?"

"It was a Dirty Morberg, she licked my asshole at the same time!"

by Token_the_Black_Cat July 4, 2007

Dirty Discount

The act of getting a great discount for walking around barefoot in Santa Cruz and being disgusting, while the store clerk feels sorry for you.

*Jenn* How'd you get that bag for such a cheap price Dani?
*Dani* Just the dirty discount babbby!

by 144 July 10, 2010

Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

by Claystation81 April 1, 2020