demonic thot

a murdery asshole who is usually pretty straightforward. might've been raised in a cult.

yeah, july's a demonic thot.

by emberly stevens June 14, 2019

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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

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summoning demons

When you are throwing up after a night of drinking.

Dude! I heard you last night summoning demons in the bathroom!

by Freschey October 15, 2018

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seimen demon

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes

coach is going to invert my seimen demon

by landin porson March 7, 2019

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Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

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Demon Run

When you are having the best run / lap / time or anything you been doing for hours, everything clicks and you get the perfect run when you are about to lose your mind and be in despair.

I just had a Demon Run dude !

Please I just need need to spawn in one Demon Run.

I am not beating my Demon Run for the next millennia .

by MVGiC November 30, 2022

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