Turkish Delight

The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.

The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.

by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

Aggressive delight

A very intense moment of shitting when you have the biggest dump so you have to strip naked in order to focus and put your whole energy into releasing it.

Man, I am so gassed out, I just finished taking an aggressive delight.

by AizawaRei July 6, 2021

Hawaiian Delight

When a man puts pineapple rings on his shaft and his partner rides him until climax. Then they jump off and he ejaculates onto the pineapple rings, which his partner eats.

Last weekend Jenny asked me to give her a Hawaiian Delight.

by ShakinItTwice August 3, 2020

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks

Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all

by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020