dawson klein

The hottest girl you’ll ever meet, she’s great in bed and can move her hips like nobody’s business. If you meet dawson you better try to keep her.

I don’t want a regular bitch, I want a dawson Klein

by Pleasure in my pants January 1, 2018

dawson!!

what you say when a dooson screws up, which is literally 50 times per hour. used especially during matball

Dawson, you have a detention for stealing that animal cracker! Class- Dawson!!

by LeavesCuomo November 5, 2020

Kyle Dawson

Kyle is a dirty immy that 1 dipped Aimee Leigh when he’s in the process of this he screams like a dirty paki

Hey do u know that Kyle Dawson kid ? Ye the scruffy Steve head big nose cheesy dick quagmire looking piece of shit ! Ye he’s so cool

by Charlie Carroll June 2, 2018

Dawson!!!

What is said when a dooson screws up, which happens about twelve times per hour, particuarly in matball.

You fell off your seat reaching for that animal cracker! Dawson!!! Thats a detention.

by LeavesCuomo November 5, 2020

Shane Dawson

The queen of YouTube. He is a pig 🐷 but also a trash king. He is the best and a icon.

Person 1: Omg have you whatched Shane Dawson's new conspiracy theories

Person 2: yes of course

by Carmax06 March 8, 2019

Dawson

Dawson is just something special. Almost to special to put into words.You could look out the window see Dawson and just think wow there he is,I am gonna get him!Dawson will drive you crazy,like literally crazy sometimes,but the good crazy, the best kind!He usually wears hoods and joggers,but even the country girl could fall for him.He likes sports like basketball and he’s a gamer.Of course,he has biggest blue eyes that will leave you breathless.He can’t control his laughter when something is funny you’ll hear Dawson laugh even if the time is in appropriate.He always has that side eye,it will always give you butterflies but you have to play it cool cause you can’t let on to him how much you care, for him even though it’s hard. He always got some bubble gum and has some little quirks but they are the cutest and will drive you crazy.If you get to here him sing it will stay with you the whole day.He is the kinda guy in school you discretely completely change your hallway route just to see.

So you know how I said I didn’t like Dawson, I totally lied, surprise I have been simping for him this whole time.

Girl 1 what would you do if Shawn Mendez asked you out.
Girl 2 Umm I would say no

Girl 1 why?
Girl 2 Okay Okay Okay you caught me I am totally staying loyal to Dawson even though we ain’t dating yet.

by Beachgirl09 April 29, 2023

Dawson

Has no friends, a literal retard, and heart has 1/2 hit points. He also literally has stained cum on his face and glasses to hide it. He has black hair and eyes.

That dude is such a Dawson.

by Tertius Vilsonus March 13, 2019