clusterfail

A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.

That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.

by shakinLoose July 8, 2011

Cluster-trucked

When you are surrounded by trucks on the road, especially the freeway. Also, being stuck being a truck with nowhere to go.

"Man, I was totally cluster-trucked on the way to work today..."

by E626 September 6, 2013

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything

"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.

by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018