chronics

type of weed....

yo dawg wat u sayin today still u wanna blaze some chronics

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

chron-don

anything of very high quality or of extreme greatness.

1 carl: yo ted did you try the marinated roast beef?

ted: aww dude its the chron-don, im getting seconds.

bill: did you check out that loft you were thinking about renting?

amy:dude that loft is the chron-don, i cant wait to move in.

by dru land June 22, 2009

chronic depression

Something literally everyone on the internet has.

My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic

...*chronic depression intensifies*

by extremelycorrosive January 23, 2017

Mr.Chron's Homework

A synonym for marijuana used when talking about or asking for Marijuana in school or in front of parents and other adults.

Yo, did you do Mr.Chron's Homework?=Did you just Smoke?
Do you have Mr.Chron's Homework?, i think it was on page 10.=
Can you sell me 10 dollars worth of marijuana.

by Ben Mupper July 17, 2007

Baby Chronic

A West Coast, Southern California term for good herb but not up to par with the real dank stuff. Really good stress or low grade dank. It has very little to no seeds and is nice and fluffy; not compressed. Novice smokers might confuse it for dank chronic.

Homie 1 -

"Yo, my homie was out of the dank shit bro. But he did have this baby chronic, 15$ for the 8th look."

Homie 2 -

*grabs the bag "Sweet dude, it looks good let's roll it up!"

by Green Kush December 25, 2010

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009

Carondelaid

A term often used by people outside of the school (including de la salle), referring to the term "carondeslut", carondelaid is a term used for banging a carondelet girl. with the common misconception that all girls going to carondelet are sluts, this is often used as a 'trophy' to surrounding public schools.

"dude, i just got carondelaid last night"
"ohh dude nice job"
"yeah man, i pick up those carondesluts like nobodies business"

by Carondeslut November 8, 2009