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Crust

Crust is a word you use to describe something crusy, ugly,stupid, ect.
"did you see jessica missmatching today? omfg shes so crust.
by EmilyDontLie October 18, 2019
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cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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Crust

Crust is a term/slang that is used when something or a person is bad. Think of an soup that was left over 165 million years ago, when dinosaurs existed. Now imagine how that soup would be like. Lots of mold inside it, crust inside it, really disgusting orange and yellow stuff in the pan sticked to the pan. That's crust.

Here is some examples of how crust is used:
Hey man, you really have crust!
I don't like that game. That game has crust!
Alex, you got crust!
by skiddxed August 2, 2025
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What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems
by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019
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Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.
I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.
by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024
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Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"
by SuperBun October 18, 2022
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