Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.
Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!
by Alambdadelta March 19, 2017
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Crotch Wrench

An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.
"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"

"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"

"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
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Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
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Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 05, 2014
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Crotch-boy

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.
Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
by kingpin202 November 24, 2009
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lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.
what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.
by prettypinkprincess<3 February 27, 2011
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crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)
"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"
by SSPink January 18, 2006
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