crapever

It's like putting who gives a crap and whatever together.

Friend 1: "Hey George Bush is on!"
Friend 2: "Crapever."

by DontneedtoWESper October 16, 2008

Crapler

1. A crappy stapler

The photocopier's staple function is broken. Guess I have to go back to using the crapler.

by Deep (just a guy) October 23, 2008

Chaperphone

*See Also Phoneperone Pronounced Sha-per-phone, a person you call and talk to while in an unfamiliar or scary place. In theory the Chaperphone can send assistance to you if a situation arises.

When my wife crosses a dark parking lot she calls me because I am her chaperphone.

by moneyman2.0 January 12, 2009

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

crapenin

when somethings hapening, whatever it is just sucks

"yo tom whats crapenin!?"

by satan beef April 4, 2010

Crapenhagen

another name for chewing tobacco.

Will you pick me up some crapenhagen from the store

by ABCanterbury September 20, 2010