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cowboy stop 

when a police man pulls you over because you didn't come to a "complete stop" at a stop sign. basically if your wheels don't stop moving before you proceed a police man can and will pull you over.
driver: what seems to be the problem officer?

Police guy: you ran a stop sign, you didn't come to a complete stop.

driver: a cowboy stop? are you serious?? c'mon man i was barely moving and there were no other cars.

Police guy: it don't matter, rules is rules. so here is your ticket and have a nice day.

driver: @%&#!!
cowboy stop by skin ticket September 20, 2010
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cowboy yasenka 

son of miserable yuppie bitch wishes he could have sex with lean mean, thinks he fights fires and is just plain out gay
ya know stevo if you're black you're black and if you're gay you're gay.

cowboy camping 

camping brokeback style! Extremely gay so don't tell anyone ur going cowboy camping, unless u did...
Ya mike and tim went cowboy camping. They're such faggots!
cowboy camping by gooseyh October 3, 2008

Cowboy Freight Train 

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."

Cowboy Oysters 

The act of T-Bagging someone who is asleep and then Whooping or Yee Hawing like a cowboy to wake them up. A similar act, Cowgirl Clams is the same act but a girl vagbagging the victim.
Terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that Bob was giving him some Cowboy Oysters.
Cowboy Oysters by Greennight October 31, 2011

Cowboy crotch 

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.
Cowboy crotch by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012

cowboy jay 

It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.
Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!

I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay
cowboy jay by CFGOMG February 15, 2014