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Coach Z

1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 15, 2003
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Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.
Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."
by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013
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coachroach

a kickass fighting machine that can survive nuclear bombs. They are better than cockroaches
Ian is NOT a coachroach...
by coachroach June 19, 2006
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cognacious

The feeling you get when you are either high on sugar or lacking sleep, your mind being semi-stable as well as your body.
The boys spent all day eating half-year old easter candy, promptly feeling cognacious, walking in circles and pointing at random objects.
by firegirl July 7, 2004
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ConAir

A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.
Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...
by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010
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coach cox mile

a unit of distance; the equivalent of three miles.
Girl: i just ran a mile, ugh that was so tough!
Boy: you think thats tough?! I just ran a coach cox mile!
Girl: OMG!! how horrible!
by BigOnumber8 December 21, 2010
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Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
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