Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

Cincinnati Setup

When flying on an airplane with a friend, you tape a Dildo to a water bottle in your friends bag. When a tsa agent searches the bag for the bottle, they will get a little surprise, as well as your friend getting embarrassed.

You-I’m going to Louisiana with David

Friend-You should give him the old “Cincinnati Setup”

by Bigpump February 11, 2018

Cincinnati Graffiti

When two asses are connected by a nerd rope then a person has to use their mouth to remove the nerds and then insert them in one of the two asses that resembles the Ohio river then the one who didn’t have nerds in there ass has to catch them in there mouth as they squirt or drop out of the ass and the starting person has to lay down and take a load on their back starting the out line of the art and the person with the nerds in there mouth have to make a famous Picasso and if is not approved by there person blowing the load they get beating with the remaining part of the nerd rope.

The Cincinnati Graffiti is better to be viewed then done.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott June 29, 2022

Cincinnati Chili-dog

This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay

Thank god aaron Gave me a Cincinnati chili-dog last night I skipped dinner so we could have ses

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024

Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022

Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025