chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

by the brains at work October 05, 2010

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Chunky Kath

A 'Chunky Kath' is a term given to the girl of the friend group who is the most likely to pinch anything that can be consumed, be it the vodka at the pre-drinks, your flatmate's chezzie-blues or your other mate's chicken nuggets. This is a term coined in the North of England but usually in the Greater Manchester and Stockport area. It is a very localised saying, but every friend group has one. Traditionally these are also the girls who are most likely to deny they want anything until they see others with something - for example, when they begin the night out on cans of cider and finish on everyone else's spirits.

"You having another one of my nuggets? You're such a Chunky Kath!"
"Our Chunky Kath has nicked my vodka again"

by chloe1212 April 24, 2017

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chunky dory

When a man is a little heavy set, but not so much so that one could define him as fat.

Jacob has gotten chunky dory since the last time I saw him. He must’ve been eating a lot of hotdogs.

by clapemcheeks February 14, 2024

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Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)

“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog”

by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022

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