canadian special

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.

Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."

by yarnywordhead August 5, 2012

Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.

I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.

by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022

canadian waterfall

When you jerk your meat above your girls mouth and let the cum flow smoothly out your dick.

I'm about to do a Canadian waterfall on your ass.

by I'm 2nd.0 July 18, 2017

golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016

Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 7, 2019

canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet

I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet

by pd9000 December 3, 2017

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018