canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet

I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet

by pd9000 December 3, 2017

Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016

Canadian Hotbox

When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.

Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.

by Hella-high-Canadian March 11, 2018

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

canadian special

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.

Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."

by yarnywordhead August 5, 2012

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.

That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.

by Gabemoto April 14, 2014