Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

Playboi Carti

A language that only a few people can understand

Person 1: yebismadu
Person 2: efym
Person 1: diyeheholare
Person 2: ey
Person 3: Wtf, are these people speaking Playboi Carti?

by I eat poop 69 January 10, 2022

Yeat > Carti

Disagree = gay

Yeat > Carti.

Gay weirdo: NO 😐🦧🦧🤬🤬😡😠😡🤬

Sigma male: hahaha look at yourself

by SlapyouSilly March 5, 2022

certifiction

a certificate of fictional worth.

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.

by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010

cartied

Someone that evovled from something perfect to something really bad.

A: "Bro, you are so cartied maaan"
B: "No, im not tho"
A: "Yes you are"

by REDDSKKKNROSERISE January 12, 2021

certilate

ur mum

i'm certilate

by poppy supot April 25, 2022

Sydney Cortina

A ballin dope ass mothafucka

A real bitch ass fam a mothafukin dope ass bitch yo

Woah dude that girl is a real dope ass mothafucka!! She’s a fuckin Sydney Cortina if I’ve ever seen bruh

by I’m a fucking dope ass person January 29, 2018