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Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.
So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.
by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019
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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.
Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"
by mous_se February 9, 2015
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breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.
Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
by Doomie January 29, 2015
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California Breakfast

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”
by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020
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Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.
Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
by nico-p March 9, 2018
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duck's breakfast

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast
by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013
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Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023
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