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Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
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Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up
Damn fuckin Brandon!
by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.
Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"
by unknown facts! September 7, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.
if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...
by BØT BOY September 28, 2019
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Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.
by uGhidfk October 20, 2018
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Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.
Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon
by MrToasty November 5, 2015
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