booker 

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

booker by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012

booker 

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

booker by Uncle Dimma November 2, 2012

booker 

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail

boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.

booker by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2012

Booked 

When the cops show up to a party

That was a great party its a shame it got booked so early

Booked by MezZ November 21, 2015

Bookend 

To fuck someone first in and orgy and then be the last guy to fuck them.

I totally bookended Charlie in the orgy last night

Bookend by I'mNotaBottom July 17, 2016

Bookend 

When you receive oral sex when you wake up, and when you fall asleep, in the same day.
A Matching Bookend would be with the same partner

Sue is such a great wife, I get Matching Bookends whenever I ask.

Bookend by Rodneylr July 6, 2016

booker texas 

Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.

Did you know Booker Texas is only. A square mile at the most

booker texas by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016