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Blowjob Bun

A hairstyle made by quickly wrapping up ones hair high up on her head in a tousled bun shape, and fastening it swiftly using only a hair scrunchy or hair clip.
When a girl is about to give a blowjob, this hairstyle is the overwhelmingly popular option, as it is easy, quick, and keeps hair out of the face.

Particularly trashy girls tend to wear this hairstyle frequently, as the opportunity to give a blowjob may arise at any given moment.
When sarah and joe went into that room, her hair was down. When they came out, Sarah's hair was in a blowjob bun, a dead giveaway that the act fellatio had indeed occurred.
by blowjobbunstylist October 3, 2011
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blowjob week

The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bag performs blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks
shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!

enda: DIES!!!!
by shlonginator April 19, 2007
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Poopy Blowjob

Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!
by Cow Poly May 9, 2007
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blowjob queen

Popularized by Liz Phair, yes, but the name of the song is Flower on her album Exile to Guyville
I want to be your blowjob queen.
by Beezo September 19, 2005
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chewbacca blowjob

The act of woman making the chewbacca howl while giving a blowjob
specifically a prostitute.
do you think that whore could give a good chewbacca blowjob?
would it cost extra?
by collin thompson December 6, 2006
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Butterfly Blowjob

The cousin of the butterfly kiss, the girl, instead of putting a dick in her mouth, stalls by lowering her face onto the dick and giving it butterfly kisses.
I thought she was going to suck my dick, but she gave me a butterfly blowjob instead. I kind of liked it.
by Naughty Eskimo September 16, 2011
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Manchester Blowjob

The process in which you are made to ejaculate by force. Violent motion is used much the same as one would use to force the ketchup from a glass ketchup bottle. This motion along with abusive yelling at the phallus and slapping is used to bring forth orgasm.
I hear that girl Charlotte once gave a guy a Manchester Blowjob so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. Dude needs a wheelchair to get around now
by JohnstJohn July 16, 2010
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