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Woolworths bladder

Someone who has a weak bladder (ie, has to pee more than is normal) is said to have a Woolworths bladder.
It refers to the fact that object bought from Woolworths are often cheap and shoddy.
Person 1: Is he going to the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, he has such a Woolworths bladder.
by Chocolate soymilk October 22, 2008
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Blade

A South African slang term used to describe a teenage boy who is not good at convincing females to engage in intimate encounters with him due to a lack of confidence and fear of his friends' reactions.
Kerry gave Shaun all the signs that she was interested in him but he was scared to go in for the kill and kiss her, hes such a blade!
by debruinoufiasco April 13, 2011
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Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.
Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.
by nutella137 July 23, 2020
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bladger

Bold equivalent to a badger, but more of a Sycophant; short slightly fat, aging, wife beater, misogynist, sociopathic, in debt, big toys, small goods. Basically a total fucker. Sorry Dad.
He says:
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?

She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.
by Fleur NZ December 12, 2007
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Dragon Blade

Somebody with an extremply large peen. Whenever he gets erected, he gets a black eye. If he were to get a post boner, it may result into death.
Wow, that dude has a Dragon Blade. I'm not sure it's safe.
by Bixon2004 June 24, 2009
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Ya Dizzy Blad?

Are You Mad?
Used By Actors In The Film "KiDULTHOOD".
Used By Gansta's And The People From The Ghetto.
Also used by Fans Of KiDULTHOOD.
and Fans of Gansta's.
Loz - Aight, Ready Fo' the Pig Plan?!
Dord - Ya Dizzy Blad?!
by DordBeingBored October 9, 2008
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a blade

Someone who talks endlessly about stupid things.
You just saw the most amazing, smack-tacular installment of "WWE Survivor Series" last night. You're in the middle of telling your friend Ingrid about Chris Jericho's booty-pummeling killer moves when she goes, "Dude, stop being a blade."
by kite-a-lynn October 5, 2007
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