mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.

Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.

by CatchAll January 16, 2009

Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.

I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood

by Clancy January 20, 2004

Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023