Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 November 01, 2009
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Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .
Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit
by Masons mum November 17, 2019
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Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.
by Ticklemeelmo May 01, 2014
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Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.
Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.
by crankdatbur December 07, 2010
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German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.
Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.
by aggressive_nee May 12, 2018
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slit biscuit

Hey Bae yo can I come thru and hit that slit biscuit.
by geebz23 October 24, 2019
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