cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

basement

where kids are held

"Awwe you'll go great in my basement <33"

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008

the basement

The basement is a complex inventory import export system, relying on the honor system, and abduction.

ayo how is our inventory doing at the basement

by tedjones12021 June 9, 2024

basement belly

the southern way of saying behind or bottom or anal cave

Come here son let me see your Basement Belly

by hentaigodjim243 August 10, 2018

The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011