Water My Basil Plant

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

Pulling a Bassi

a. When you make a promise to your friends or colleagues and then don't follow through on that.

b. A dutch boy who is always struggling with his schedule! and does not know when to say no or yes to plans.

Stop pulling a bassi on me Dave, you said you were gonna be here at 10.00
Ahaaa shit, John pulled a bassi on us! we were supposed to work on an assignment together

by DevTom April 18, 2023

Based Stickman

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

green bastard

Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.

Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!

by benormous April 30, 2006

Gare Bash

The opposite of Bare Gash. Meaning either:
-Very few females
-Very ugly females

Mike: "Have you seen my new bird?"
Max: "Yeah she's Gare Bash"
Mike: "Your mum's Gare Bash"
Max: "Your mum gets Gare Bash"

by suckedoffonaferry March 21, 2010