Bagel Banger

The AD of CFSL ND

That Claydon guy is a real Bagel Banger

by Prison Mike1 June 8, 2021

Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 4, 2016

Bagel Boom

When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 7, 2004