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Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct
Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel
by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021
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bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them
by edentheeater December 4, 2016
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American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022
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Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020
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boneless bagel

Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...
by Dash Lenowo August 24, 2019
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slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.
"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."
by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010
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Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel
Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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