Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

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bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman June 28, 2005

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Bacon Drapes

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

by Sharpie2222 February 04, 2006

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bacon loop

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

by cmonkey November 10, 2007

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rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

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