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asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.
That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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asshole

Something to call a person you hate
Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!
by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
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Asshole

To push someone’s ass into a hole of some sort in an effort to get them out of your way

“If he gets in your way, asshole him!”
Asshole, verb.
by JimothyJangaloosfendaserinjin. February 25, 2019
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asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet
I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0
by grand theft motto April 7, 2013
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Asshole

1. A living, breathing human version of a butthole or a.k.a. people who irritate you or cause you emotional distress because they're so stupid or an ass
1. Gosh, that bully is such an asshole. I cannot stand him
by 🅲🅰🅼🅰🆁🅸 April 21, 2016
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asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.
"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"
by ohnobaby April 7, 2016
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