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Andres

A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
by Hylios April 30, 2023
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Andres

Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.
Tom: James invited me to workout with him do you want to come?

Mark: oh James is such an Andres!
by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020
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Andres

He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....
Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019
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Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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andre

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre
by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018
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Andres

A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..
Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!
by hssnd69 December 29, 2020
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