Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019

Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Insomnia Hour

An hour at night where, once reached, would end up for you being better off staying awake for the rest of the night than to fall asleep past that given time. Generally is 4:00 A.M.

Oh, it seems I've reached my insomnia hour, may aswell stay awake all night at this point.

by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018

40 hours

The amount of time you are supposed to practice in a day.

Go practice! You haven't practiced 40 hours today!

by NekiNeko May 6, 2023

Haj Hours

Working excessive hours at work

Man you worked Haj Hours this week?

by UwUCoupleUwU March 31, 2022

trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.

I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.

by Penalty Box May 1, 2018

Tryhard hours

The hours in which distractions(people, toys,etc)are away and you are able to perfect your choosen craft usually between 9pm-4am

Person: wanna go bar hopping tonight?

You: na I have a test tomorrow so it's Tryhard hours tonight

Person: the fuck are Tryhard hours?

by LeObama de Evie Karen June 22, 2020